Life without trolling is like life without parole

Kneer boosted

in the united states at least, cocaine is REALLY expensive. REALLY. being working class is a good insulator against cocaine addiction. so anyway its really something to hear all the gentrifier dsa brooklyn people talking about how like "why did no one tell me your 20s was going to be everyone you meet doing cocaine" lol

MGS4: Guns of the Patriots is a poor prediction of the future because people will just make open source smart-gun software. The Patriot System probably runs on Windows 95 it's not taking down a GNU helicopter

@wigglytuffitout Wigglytuff you feudalist landlord you stole 90% of the fruits of my rescue team's labor

Ever wonder what getting hit by the super spirit bomb feels like? I don't mean the explosion because that's obviously a bomb but like when Goku launches it at Kid Buu and it atomizes his body. Is it hot? Cold? Piercing? I ask this from genuine intellectual curiosity

Thirteen (number of archangels in heaven) favourites (why is it spelled with a u) and I post my full credit card

I never use the number "six" in my code. Don't take chances with the devil

@badboy69@mastodon.online try again sweaty

@leyonhjelm @dielan I think this is a misguided way to understand professional criticism. Many critics are among the most excited people to explore a certain medium -- to the point they dedicate their lives to it. It also misses that critics do in fact give many positive reviews.

You might consider going through the works of a career critic professional like Roger Ebert. I think you'll find that they are no so much jealous as admiring and deeply knowledgeable about the medium they investigate.

@codingquark There is a relatively trivial proof that the majority of possible problems (or at least decision problems) are noncomputable on the basis of all such problems needing to be converted to binary string.

@comicbot Unfortunately this has been plagiarized from the now-defunct 80s band "Queen"

@leyonhjelm Zelda is literally the most critically acclaimed videogame series

@alex No I didn't write Windows XP I wrote SimCity DS

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